*Shootings ‘too’ good for the “over-sized” rodent!
Can I suggest a verdict of being ‘hung, drawn and quartered,’ or alternatively sent to a Siberian Labour Camp, which particularly specializes in the conversion of rats into hats or perhaps…
‘woodchucks’ into trucks?
Also, I’d like to add – the American People demanded a birth certificate from their own “President” – Barak Obama; I think in consideration of the fact that Punxsutawney Phil – is supposedly “124” years old, and in light of his other ‘numerous’ and “spurious” claims, that proof of this be made immediately available, forthwith?
Nevertheless, may I hazard ‘Punxsutawney Phil, that he professing he can “only” allegedly speak: Groundhogese actually can in no way… does this constitute a remotely reasonable defence!
Also, I beg the question, how was he able to convey this sentiment, in the first place?
*It’s the ‘gallows’ for you… you furry ball of chaotic mishap, and errant mis-prediction!
PS: I witnessed your escapades in that notorious documentary: ‘Groundhog Day,’ and without any reservation… I can say you should be indicted for charges of driving without due care and diligence, and subsequently catapulting that poor boy… ‘Bill Murray’ – into a life of delinquency!’
<<< “Throws the book – at Punxsutawney Phil.”
Well it seems the only ‘decent’ thing to do… after-all he is going to need ‘sommat’ to stand on when he’s in the dock, and baring his formidably protruding buck-teeth to the world; without doubt – certainly the distinct characteristics of a villain if I ‘ever’ saw one!!!
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