*Groundhog ‘Death Penalty’ Calls… After Punxsutawney Phil – Fails ‘Miserably’ To Predict Weather!

Phil… oversized malicious rodent person – thing. Don’t let the cuteness beguile you!

*Shootings ‘too’ good for the “over-sized” rodent!

Can I suggest a verdict of being ‘hung, drawn and quartered,’ or alternatively sent to a Siberian Labour Camp,  which particularly specializes in the conversion of rats into hats or perhaps…
‘woodchucks’ into trucks?

Also, I’d like to add – the American People demanded a birth certificate from their own “President” – Barak Obama; I think in consideration of the fact that Punxsutawney Phil – is supposedly “124” years old,  and in light of his other ‘numerous’ and “spurious” claims, that proof of this be made immediately available, forthwith?

Nevertheless, may I hazard ‘Punxsutawney Phil, that he professing he can “only” allegedly speak: Groundhogese  actually can in no  way… does this constitute a remotely reasonable defence!

Also, I beg the question, how was he able to convey this sentiment, in the first place?

*It’s the ‘gallows’  for you… you furry ball of chaotic mishap, and errant mis-prediction!

PS: I witnessed your escapades in that notorious documentary: ‘Groundhog Day,’ and without any reservation… I can say you should be indicted for charges of driving without due care and diligence,  and subsequently catapulting that poor boy… ‘Bill Murray’  – into a life of delinquency!’

<<< “Throws the book – at Punxsutawney Phil.”

Well it seems the only ‘decent’ thing to do… after-all he is going to need ‘sommat’ to stand on when he’s in the dock, and baring his formidably protruding buck-teeth to the world; without doubt –  certainly the distinct characteristics of a villain  if I ‘ever’ saw one!!!

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  1. Well, Bill Murray certainly has a way with rodents! I rarely see a gopher without breaking out into a little song and dance of I’m Alright. The Caddyshack gopher survived multiple sticks of dynamite. Somehow, I think a country that assumes any liberal minority was strictly elected by accident will be highly unable to outsmart .. Punxsutawney Phil.

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