# Here at: SebastianWhiteWrites.wordpress.com… we ‘are’ indeed proud to present the announcement, of the Royal Baby’s real name – grounded in his family’s roots… in an absolute “world” exclusive!!!
In homage to the Windsor’s… and their unbeknownst to most – actual heritage as :
‘hillbilly rednecks…’ harking from the American Deep South ‘down yonder’ – home of grits and bourbon… the latter preferably for breakfast, and poured liberally… over your well Sautéed grits!
So let us not delay – yet further, and exuberantly make the Royal Proclamation – to the sounds of an illustrious fanfare of buglers: ‘ Pa pa paaaaaaaaa…! ‘
The new Heir to the Throne – is to be duly named:
” Bubba-Billy Boy-Roy-Ray… Mountbatten-Windsor – the ‘First,’ no less! “
Disclaimer : All details were correct at the time of going to press! Information was obtained from an actual insider, who was a friend, of another friend, of a friend’s aunt, who knew the cleaner – who knew of the footman, who had direct access to the Queen’s Chauffeur’s – petrol attendant!
However, we cannot be held liable for any misinformation ‘trumpeted’ by other more disreputable mainstream medias – who may arrive at an entirely fancifully erroneous announcement, which blatantly disregards the ’eminently’ prestigious: Royal Redneck Hillbilly… bloodline.